I saw her standing on the Florida/Bama line
Drinking salmonella, singing to the old end times
(And I just wanted a view but you know what night can do)
She wore those Daisy Dukes just like the young girls did
Way back in high school when I took her to Karate Kid
(Miyagi do, Miyagi don’t, girl just tell me what you want)
She’s a cougar on the highway straight hell
Plays the young boys just like she was ringing a bell
On the Florida/Bama line
I hadn’t seen her in almost 30 years
Under the bridge was 30,000 beers
(And she could still knock em back, I nearly had a heart attack)
We took her grandkids down to the go-cart track
Burning rubber shе poked her finger in my back
(Said Granny’s got you in hеr sights, you ain’t gonna be all right)
She’s a cougar on the highway straight to hell
Plays the young boys just like she was ringing a bell
On the Florida/Bama line
Go granny go
Go granny go
You ain’t from Pasadena …
Caine O'Rear 